Dear Future Self,
One day in the not so near future you are going to hold a baby and think “Awwww, I want another baby”
No you do not!
That is just your hormones talking. That is mother natures way of jerking your chain. So when you are overcome by those mushy baby feelings, READ THIS!!!
10 Reasons You Do Not Want A Third Child
1) You only have two hands! One for each kid, nuff said.
2) There are two of us and two them. I much prefer a man to man defense because I know I would get stuck with all the crappy zones (pun intended).
3) You grew up with two siblings, someone always got left out.
(4) The outcast inevitably went whining to momma, that’s you now who will have to listen to it
(5) Until you have another one to even the numbers and then there will be four of them!
(6) There goes the guest room.
(7) Two words- Mini. Van.
(8) As it stands you have ZERO weddings to pay for, don’t temp fate.
(9) You’ve paid for the IUD, you should get every pennies worth out of it!!
(10) You have finally grown back the hair you lost and it might not all come back next time!